Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
