physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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