after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
