Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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