make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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