This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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