chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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