Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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