Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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