is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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