question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I want a musical about memes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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