She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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