Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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