fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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