Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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