Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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