GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
