Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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