I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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