I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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