she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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