He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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