she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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