I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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