Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You're a waste of cheezeits
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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