vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You need a sexual gate keeper
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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