So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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