Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
sex in a hospital.. check
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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