Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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