Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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