I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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