Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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