I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
