how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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