Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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