I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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