girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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