WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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