Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
COCAINE IS GR8
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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