I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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