i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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