Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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