She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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