The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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