Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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