You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
A+ Viking dick
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
