I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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