Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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