Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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