when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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