I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
