Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Dicks are not precious.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
