Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We talked him into tasing himself.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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