after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Vodka?
Forever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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